Don't you send me to vm
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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