she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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