12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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