your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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