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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.

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(703): View more from Virginia

im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off

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(419): View more from Ohio

somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...

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(207): View more from Maine

Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls

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(805): View more from California

You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way

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(785): View more from Kansas

I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...

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(773): View more from Illinois

He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".

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