break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
The air taste purple.
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