He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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