Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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