Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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