What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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