So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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