Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
