we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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