Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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