How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
is it fun? or sober?
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