I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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