all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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