shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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