You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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