He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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