I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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