walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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