My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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