thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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