do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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