the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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