Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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