whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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