how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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