ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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