i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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