Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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