Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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