remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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