Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So vagazzling was a success
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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