Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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