And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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