You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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