I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
This baby is an asshole
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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