On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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