do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Randomize
