You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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