The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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