He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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