He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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