For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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