it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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