if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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