I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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