You work out of a Hotel?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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